Yesterday, crazy kids made it to a paste ~ ~ ~ Today I have again made their own blog about it on some really pretty ~ ~ ~ `~ ~ can be funny and some very sweat ~ ~ ~ Haha
1. A Bucks, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 2. two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, including a dodge less than was crushed, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
3. wolf said: , how? results put the wolf eat the lamb.
4. stones and cake fight, took a kick rocks into the sea cake scored a pair of lovers past hhhh private set for life, but the boys need to take military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been other boys, has been not wait, she sad too, her despair, thrown into the sea ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so it will never be the to shame. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught? cakes!!!
5. dumplings answer is boys or girls because boys are circumcised
dumplings 6. has called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: hand scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird every day after his corn field, but unfortunately one day a fire broke out patch of corn has changed all of the corn After the bird past the popcorn into hh that snow to cold dead h
9. What, you may want reunification of Taiwan? to buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and chat with each other without incident Abo channel time is getting. Antony: is Father's Day. 11. all the soldiers: ? ? ? ? with plums you eat ? ? ? O ? ? ? ? finally have water to drink la Some man ah! ? cooked ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. question: how to make the quiet sparrow? answer: Press it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate college students grasp the enemy the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: said: go! it? red, wrong! is a consultative Mu? do not believe you obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why does the Dominican fall? Please think twice because the floor slippery thing hhhhhhhhhh ..
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the convenience store to buy things, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but the lamb left unattended inside the shop, may I ask why? 24-hour convenience stores are not closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming! results hit by a car glass, coffee cup, but nothing, I ask why? coffee cup with ears ah! 23. a horse said the grand launch of new products, our company, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. I hate two kinds of people: First, racial discrimination; the second is black; third did not know the number!
25 . I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty of bamboo Ryoko, high tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Chuan Miho, Westfield Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura, yuki Izumi Shizuka, etc. which I know the name and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer The foreign friends: often the dead of night, is one they carry me through another lonely night; the most incompetent in the spirit of the time I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when is that they make me feel smooth pleasure; I do not feel depressed when the state is the spirit of whom they let me HIGH up ~
26. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, the word only a thin : Prediction of mm even said that the idol of the fans is Jai, . five Fuwa together to chat. Beibei proposal: we give its name from the small bar, I called called they get together to chat. Beibei: We say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me People call me to, and even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash the wash, even found that he was changing the way back to childhood!!!
30. celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he ; porphyrin Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat man to jump off the roof h. h. From the results of twenty became a h.. die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry , and put their own eating. Once there was a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink .. There was once a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
33. ancestors Who is peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do? Mengmu moved three (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei: : is how to die down after? answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
37. the world's most KB's diary which stay was about to write diaries, found that the diary has been used up, he want to go out and then buy back writing, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time finally found a bookstore closing to go in yet. There is a diary he like, so he asked how much the boss. boss with a very low voice said: : the last page, or what will happen is KB, do not blame me when the time did not warn you, ah! removed, placed in the room on the table in front of the window. Then again he would like to take a bath after bath hh out of a diary, which stay even find the windows of the desk was opened, the wind, a diary of the page hh page open fast blowing winds last page, which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last one was blown away or something happened KB hh saw which stay a scream, as he see the last page reads: (Please pull down). hhhhh .. then pull h.... continue to widen h. fast, then pull that h can be, eventually, pull a little bit of h.... mm-Price read the last page: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah! a walnut on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face looks thick ah! a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so Coke ah! a heating on the way to go, easily help pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah! a key on the road to go, suddenly walked, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the lock down for the sake ah! a meter on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah ! a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet the other tadpoles, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah! married a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks Red ah! a divorce on the way to go hawthorn, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah! remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah! a tea bag on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah! a dumplings to go on the road, walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah! a lighter on the way to go, go the walk suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah! a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah! a thimble on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I top ah! an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah! a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still want to lie online ah! a fish on the way to go, suddenly walked , I like diving every day, ah! a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah! an eagle on the way to go, met a bear walked, walked a sudden, I ah eagle bear both play! a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah? an earthworm on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking, I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back, I dream of electric wire hugged Blanket wrote: Brother ~ ~ You can come back, I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work. boss is American, his German said: called: !, I still have not found long-hhh
43. red Q: When you stir the coffee with the right hand or left hand Mei said: red right hand, said: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, as I have used spoon.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica it? because they're cold h..
45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business, so she went to ask how do gong, gong said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings, and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat these dumplings, otherwise there will be KB's happen. boss tried the effect of really good, so she look for remains. The next day her son to take lunch, but could not find so he went to the refrigerator to find a look and found him a lunch box that is his to take, and did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings, he opened a run at noon under the hop, the morning of 10 dumplings is obviously why the right to become five, and he tried the trial opened the lid up and then they become two of the! know why? because the dumplings stick the lid on the.
46. a lumberjack to apply for a job foreman: you go to try the woods in front of h see you a minute to cut a few trees h.. After a minute h. foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h.. where you have to work? workers: the Sahara Forest hh Foreman: No I have only been listening to �� Sahara hh hhhhh .. Workers Rights: The ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
47. Wife: I'm blind, stepped on dog feces would marry you. Cardiff: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces. dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers , but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally the past 3 years , the boys in their hometowns marry a woman on board has heard the news over his sad, desperate to ring thrown into the sea, three days after the boat. boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. He pick up the fish bite, a bite of the hard things, threw a look, guess what he saw? fish bones!
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit, he declared that: Wah, you've found what? taken to the tomatoes. getting smaller? A: Because it is farther and farther.
51. Once there was a horse! it Paozhaopaozhao fell into the sea. Therefore, it becomes a Only one other horse horse friends, fell into the sea in order to find the horse, the result fell into the river. Later, he became to find the missing two friends, came to the traffic chaos of the city. It is a continuous car to run over several units, making him appear a good few black stripes. the result, it became the looking for the previous three companions, one day, it came to a factory, the result is transformed into ;, raging As a result, all horses are spared, no horse has become a world hh then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say: To mark this joke, it was compiled into a class, we call it The results have been crying ... ... ... shoots ... he ... made a ...
53. One day, cook your stools black stool to see a lump of white, black big asked : Why are you so pretty long so white? white stool was so angry! he said: I'm not a stool! my ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h. Then Ehu sheep-like rush toward the mouse to put him to eat but then the cat ate the mouse been h.. Why??? because the tiger could not tell silly mouse
55. a software company are looking for on this day, a dogs running candidates, supervisors feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. the dog out of a piece of paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals. Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, Out of curiosity, he decided to try. Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language. So the dog went to the computer before, very skilled playing an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once all of a sudden any connection with the Colombian dating brother love electric toothbrushes have a new neighbor today toothpaste girl: combs ~ eat the grass will not let such a smelly fart. . eleven roses for her, and received the flowers he sent, and she is always happy to look inadvertently revealing look puzzled, until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid to know, not necessarily the number of flowers in pairs, and ten representatives of florid rose really touching it! But she still hopes to hear him personally say, she was asked by representatives of some eleven roses What, he had only prevaricate. He rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words, growers said: planted a flower three years, heard what the language of flowers!'d often heard to buy flowers rhetoric of a man talking to the woman, then why do you put all eleven of each flower? he puzzled and said, growers said: buy ten get one because hhh ah ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, to go hang around the entrance of Paradise ~ walked to go there, see a line of elderly people there are very familiar, as if Joseph was his father, but he was not sure ~ ~ So he decided to talk over with him. asked: ~ ~ million, Xiao Ming implored him to allow more days, banks who said: ha ha h This is a very KB h and the most terrible songs is its source, because this song has a little-known story behind the h this outside the room is the wife of a general's daughter. childhood become handsome, but slightly older age is more ugly. and therefore not seen her father from, and Jade had his father not to leave any child feel so unwilling to see the jade h , while the increasingly closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her because it was the ugly h when only a kind of contagious plague. The only way to accompany the jade smile on his face and will always be only that such a doll. Regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade jade h sad about the end of the age of fifteen when the Mood for Love, for world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room h hanged himself at an early age but also because the closed-yu , no one would enter her room. In this way, until the body from the waist length hair to the floor, clothes changed from white to dark red, was the mother of his mother found h Seeing cried, after dealing with things mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she would prefer all embrace to their second daughter's fault. In this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, still hold the baby before he died, as if think they will go along with her a daughter of hh things have passed away gradually under the plain. but always at night when the cock crows, came a weak voice h! to calm people's fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into the face of the cat (the cat as the mascot of Japan), but in order not to make it sound (with the general himself was the daughter of the concubine of fear born of guilt ), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face and mouth this way, the doll house placed in the department spent over a hundred years h.. and for the country's policy in the lock after a series of wars, the massacre of a northern village and exhausted, of course, be strong seizing everything, it is so, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, was was removed in this nearly sold last year around the doll was publicly known to the world, but the story is still little known and because of the faces of dolls to please, so Goose products are many, and streams in the country. But the collection of ordinary people to discuss it only because of its human shape. has this baby story is so sad, you must have seen, it is the kind of cop that the original human cat h. ddddd (Please pull in the end) Hello Kitty!
62. The story happened in a long time ago in China, good friends scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play a game together this afternoon to go home, I walked the stone notes that the way h edge out of a lamp, the kind of Aladdin's lamp to him like a curious pick it up, brushed the dust on the bottle lamp suddenly cropped up in white smoke white smoke slowly slowly emerging out of a God .. Dragon Dragon .. but dry, a bit of malnutrition he spoke: h cough that I can give you one wish h Do not leave it h successful it may be only one h because I am half and half dragon h gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic in h until white smoke to disperse the stone or the stone, scissors, or scissors, only the cloth is no longer a cloth, successfully turned man of the cloth! in a time of joy the two worry, just someone passing by here to see this scene, put him down to the record, this one is Mencius. he wrote: hhhhh. cloth successful, become one. then handed down to posterity remark, also joined the Chinese teaching materials.
63. family the old man died, because public memorial, so the body freeze up with ice, and other public memorial, when you come out again. just the time the weather was very hot, there are drops of water after thawing in the body, grandson to see the next to very tense shouting: Good heart intend to give that person a desire to h. asking God what you desire to do h h h man thought I heard that cats have nine Mania h 9 Mania you gave me .. it .. God said Your desire to achieve slightly h. One day, that person is free, bored to die a death wish to forget h h Mania Well anyway, 9 h. The results lay a train on the tracks open past the man was dead h. h Why is this? because it sets the train cars are 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: I read a book twenty years your dad still think that KB. One lady, was driving a red light when half. pol.ice see her side looking at the traffic red light, green light red light changing h or parked in the road, motionless. then went over the traffic police asked the lady: hh I do not know how to do, after all, love or can not be forced h. My friend said she recently told a man to go close I can not believe do not want to believe because of h.. I really like her but h. hh . day in the street I actually saw her holding hands with another that he was close to my heart a sudden laugh broke hh hh. After I did find out that he h turned out to be medical students at home is also open the major hospitals between my third class on the ratio of university students which A hh .. could not sleep the past few days I have been, or wanted to revive the feelings between us h.. I thought for a long time decided to send her an apple a day because I firmly believe that : the highway near his home run into bad luck police rummage h h Xiao Ming called in the past for questioning. police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery to give him a ticket for 1 h says. not wearing a seatbelt 2. driving without a license 3. speed of less than 60
70. MM have to look pretty oh ~ ~ ~ ~ coffee diet: Materials: one hundred grams of coffee beans (raw) water 500 cc h practice: 1, drink 500cc water. 2 h. spilled the beans, pick out one. three times a day, repeat month h
71. Life is like a stool, once washed away, it will not come back. life like stool, how are the appearance of tension, but not the same every time and life is like h. stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes tangled pull features! Life is like a stool, you never know, will pull What the stuff that life is like a stool .., how you want the results, how should first planted. Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but only a few bursts .. Life is like a fart stool, even if embellishment more beautiful, its essence is still the same .. Life is like a stool, and only brave in silence. So, as we often say, their lives.
72. a guy to the hospital to be examined, and did a lot of testing. The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have a potential homosexual tendencies !! and difficult to cure! this guy said: Oh my God! that good news? doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> 73. One day a Girls High School physics teacher in a class on sick leave, 40 are female students who take classes will be looking forward to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher, a female classmate with a provocative phrase, said: Can we do school teachers , play some excitement exciting game? male teacher was silent child, said: ~ ~ Dear students good books away and examination now!
74. One day, his sister cried and ran back cockroach cockroaches father asked .. :
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